The Eliot Spitzer Memorial How-To: Part II
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Duhhhh. How to disguise that Spitzer face.

Hell. Spitzer used an alias of a hedge fund buddy George Fox. Eliot should have gone one logical step further. Make a compelling disguise.

George Fox, a friend and campaign contributor of New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer, said on Tuesday he was disappointed and distressed by a report that said Spitzer used his name as an alias when contacting a prostitution ring.

Fox, a hedge fund investor, said the discovery of his name in the sex scandal engulfing Spitzer "comes as a great surprise and disappointment."

Perhaps if Eliot as client number 9 had disguised his famous face, the prostitutes might not have identified him as the Governor of New York.

Don't get me wrong. I am glad he did not get away. I have not enjoyed a story this much in decades.

Thoughtful tutorials for those above the law.

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MadScientist 1 year ago
What about makeup to look younger, I already look like that old man!
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colin 1 year ago
this is solid
i wish they used a girl
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LoafDaConvict 6 months ago
What hello? Harry Potter?Hello?
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LoafDaConvict 6 months ago
I've got to use this infinite knowledge to mess with the unsuspecting public!!
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rodeogirl 6 months ago
Great thanks. This really helped me with a project for school.
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