Turn spring cleaning into a sexy game

Turn spring cleaning into a sexy game

Dreading your boring annual spring cleaning? Use it as an excuse to spice up your sex life. Make spring cleaning something to look forward to by incorporating sex into the action.

You Will Need
* A partner
* A chore list
* Sex wish lists
* Three bowls
* Sexy get-ups
* Nudity
* Penalties

Step 1: Make a chore list
Draw up a spring-cleaning list, and then write down each chore on a separate piece of paper. Tally up the chores, making sure you have an even number, and put them in a bowl.

Step 2: Write down sex wishes
Write down your sexual desires and fantasies on individual pieces of paper and have your partner do the same. Make sure the number of desires you each list is equal to at least half the number of chores.
*Tip: The wishes don’t all have to be sex acts, but they should involve reward, romance, and intimacy. For example: a half-hour foot rub, or a candlelit dinner for two.

Step 3: Put them in a bowl
Draw up a spring-cleaning list, and then write down each chore on a separate piece of paper. Tally up the chores, making sure you have an even number, and put them in a bowl.

Step 4: Take turns picking tasks and rewards
Write down your sexual desires and fantasies on individual pieces of paper and have your partner do the same. Make sure the number of desires you each list is equal to at least half the number of chores.

Step 5: Raise the stakes
Put your wishes into one bowl, and your partner’s into another.
Tip: Take turns picking tasks from the chore bowl. For every chore you do, your partner must pick a sex fantasy of yours they will fulfill, and vice versa.

Step 6: Be forewarned
Entice your partner to help you with your chores by donning a sexy cleaning outfit—or nothing at all.

Raise the stakes—and get things done more quickly—by awarding an additional wish to whoever finishes their tasks faster.

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Hunter_2000 (-4) 5 months ago
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