How to make guacamole

This is a song with a quick history of avocado's birth into guacamole. Then there's the recipe sung by two mariachi. You need avocados, tomatoes, chiles, lime, salt, onion and chips to dip. This is a healthy alternative to cheese or ranch dips.

Song and video written and produced by Rhett&Link.

LYRICS:
G-U-A-C-A-M-O-L-E
Guacamole!
G-U-A-C-A-M-O-L-E
Guacamole!

This is the story of guacamole! Over a thousand years ago, deep in the Aztec jungle, a small boy was searching for the elusive blue-footed booby bird. Suddenly, the boy stepped upon a ripe avocado, creating a mysterious green paste.? Without thinking, he reached down and tasted this paste, and thought to himself: ???Wow, that???s pretty good----but it would be perfect with a little diced tomato, onion, some chiles, garlic, cilantro, salt, and pepper, and a little lime juice to retain color.??Ã??? The good people of the Americas are forever indebted to this boy!

G-U-A-C-A-M-O-L-E
Guacamole!
Tastes great even though it looks like mutant jelly.
Guacamole!
G-U-A-C-A-M-O-L-E
Guacamole!
The green dip doubles as a facial cream.
Guacamole!

Grab yo??? Avocado Salt and Lime juice also
Throw in some Tomato Onion, Garlic and Cilantro Some add in Serrano Some like Jalapeno
Don't make it too hot though when serving it to gringos!

next time you stick your chip
into that magical green dip
be sure to raise it high
for that little Aztec guy
G-U-A-C-A-M-O-L-E ,
G-U-A-C-A-M-O-L-E
G-U-A-C-A-M-O-L-E ,
G-U-A-C-A Mole!