How to have steamy hot phone sex

With this advice, phone sex can be the best sex of your life. Watch this video for tips on having steamy, hot phone sex. Rrrr!

You Will Need

* Cheat sheet
* Deep breathing
* Descriptiveness
* Sound effects
* "Sext" message
* Racy photo
* Cheat sheet
* Deep breathing
* Descriptiveness
* Sound effects
* "Sext" message
* Racy photo

Step 1: Jot down some notes
If you’re not used to talking dirty, jot down some notes so you’ll never be at a loss for words.

Step 2: Calm yourself
Spend a few minutes taking deep breaths before dialing so you’ll sound relaxed and confident.

Step 3: Describe yourself
If you’re wooing a man, paint an alluring picture of what you’re wearing or not wearing, even if the truth is you’re in sweatpants, because guys respond to visual imagery. If you’re dirty dialing a woman, emphasize how much you are craving her body and what precisely you’d like to be doing to her at that very moment.

Step 4: Become graphic
Become progressively graphic, ending by using the crudest words for body parts that you can think of. Say things you’d be too shy to utter face to face.

Step 5: Be specific
Be as specific as you can. Don’t say, “I’m so hot for you.” Describe the physical manifestations of your lust.

Step 6: Make it personal
Refer to your partner’s unique physical attributes and erotic preferences so the dirty talk doesn’t sound generic.

Step 7: Make it mutual
Listen to your partner and adapt your talk to theirs. It should be a mutual conversation, not two separate monologues.

Step 8: Get off … the phone
After you’ve both (hopefully) climaxed, end the call. The postcoital glow of phone sex is best enjoyed alone.

Step 9: Get physical
Add sound effects. Let the person hear what you are doing to your body in response to their suggestions and commands. Keep up the grunts, moans and groans. You don’t want the person on the other end to wonder if they