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Get a happy ending in a massage parlor B+ 2:00

This video will teach you how to get a happy ending in a high class massage parlor. Use the code words, look for signals & tip big. Be patient, it will take time and money to transform your massage artist into a sex worker.

Creator's Site www.spike.com
Hosted by spike.com | Curated 4/30/08 | Views 124,019

Comments

+3
andy (26) 3/10/08 3:40 PM
this video is great.
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username (2) 8/26/08 12:37 PM
I wonder how many people will try this now.
+1
snatchcatch 10/19/08 8:40 AM
this was of no help...all common sense for anyone who has visited a massage parlor
+1
pdcorujo 11/17/08 5:39 PM
bs
+2
Joel (15) 11/18/08 11:11 AM
I would be way too uptight to enjoy a happy ending at a massage parlor.
+1
Boeti (1) 11/27/08 1:13 AM
hahaha this was pretty good
+1
thebeachcomber 1/23/09 11:39 AM
interesting
+1
asma 2/4/09 2:32 PM
rubbish intolerable disgusitong
+1
milfhuntersydney 3/8/09 9:55 PM
just ask her works for me
-3
francois2009 (-3) 4/18/09 7:29 AM
Prostitution is legal in most countries.U.S was suppose to be a democratic free country,a woman or a man was suppose to have right to do what they want with their bodies whith out goververnment interferance,so much for freedom,american gov act like communist.
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zinger190 5/14/09 6:47 PM
oh baby nice massage
+1
ARScratch 5/17/09 1:41 AM
interesting.... haha :P
+1
anons 5/31/09 12:55 PM
My girlfriend is a massage therapist and gets asked about the happy ending ALL THE TIME. Dont waste your money at a spa or massage therapy place because chances are you arent going to get a happy ending. The people that work at spas/therapy are professionals, have had training and certifications. If you want a handjob just look in the phone book or local free paper, theyre easy to spot.
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mollygirl69 (1) 6/3/09 10:54 PM
I no I'm young, but what does a happy ending mean when i massage my man?
+1
FATCOCK 1/5/10 11:30 AM
means you jack them off
-2
Hunter_2000 (-3) 6/30/09 4:05 PM
gr8 one :)
-2
loshinsu (-2) 7/4/09 12:36 PM
good masage
-1
jedimasterham (-1) 7/9/09 7:20 PM
it's absolutely illegal, and you both can be arrested for prostitution, and the massage parlor will kick you out. Either they're massage therapists, or prostitutes.
+1
swingrotica_dot_com 7/12/09 6:32 AM
wow that's pretty interesting! My man has never gotten a happy ending at a massage parlor before.
+2
braducsb2 (1) 8/1/09 9:14 AM
This video is bull#$%@ - i already saw it on Manswers on TV. As others have pointed out, that is the whole concept of a legit place. A legit masseuse is not going to give HJ. You have to go to a parlor. Just as the video stated in the beginning - "it's easy to get a happy ending at a dive like this." Well duh - why not just go to one of the dives in the first place???
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manzilly 10/19/09 3:56 PM
I have found some happy endings, even with 'professionals' with certifications and licenses. If you are discreet, it can be done, but it does cost extra. And becasue they have had massage training, they give a good massage too. Just tell them to go slow, some are in a hurry to get you off.
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poopoohead2333 11/16/09 9:41 AM
dudes look ridiculous when they act 2 desperate 4 sexytime,n it shows that women r in charge n the more they r in charge the less sexytime we will get n the more we will have 2 pay
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bennettlangton (-1) 12/14/09 1:04 PM
The USA is among the most sexually repressed and hung-up nations on the face of the earth. Happy Endings should be a legitimate and expected part of any massage for a man, if he so desires.

This video is pretty accurate, given the present, neurotic system.
+1
zinger190 12/18/09 9:01 PM
very nice baby
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