How to eat at a sushi bar

This is a humorous etiquette guide on how to properly order and consume Sushi.
There were several occasions during the video, where the English captions are bogus:

1. “Toro is junk food for low income earners.”

2. “Sushi is served on ‘geta’, a popular footware. The geta is sterilized, so it is safe to eat from. Some people then wear them home. This is why many Japanese people’s feet smell of vinegar.”

3. “This is ‘gari’. Nobody knows what it is made from.”

4. “Zohkin are not cleaned after each use.”

5. “Some items on the menu are illegal”, so blame the sushi chef to save your own face after consuming meat from endangered species.