How to commit Facebook suicide

Fed up with irritating applications, moronic group requests and unwitty Facebook status comments? Why don't you do the good thing and throw in the Facebook towel? Just admit it and say it out loud, 'I hate Facebook!' You don't have to suffer anymore, just follow this advice to quit and commit Facebook suicide!

Watch this video tutorial on how to commit Facebook suicide!

Step 1: Inform your friends. Before you bite the Facebook bullet you should send a message out to all your Facebook friends to warn them that your quitting, and to pass on your email address to them.

Step 2: Deactivate your account!!!