Ok, so, you want to make some raunchy stink bombs. Stink bombs are always fun for somethin. They are also perfectly legal...that is until someone does somethin totally moronic like whip a bunch of this stuff at a cop. If that be the case know that I am NOT responsible for what your stupid self does with these substances. Alright, with that out of the way, lets begin.
Step 1
EGG AND VINEGAR - this is a mild stink bomb compared to the others I have in store for you freaks, teens, and immature peeps. this one can only be done during warm seasons like summer, the hot sun is what makes it horribly stinky.
Step 2
Take a container you will not need again. (My friends and I like to use pop cans with the top cut off.)
Step 3
Get an egg and drop it in there. whether it be cracked or uncracked is your choice, it smells either way in the end.
Step 4
If uncracked, put enough vinegar to engulf the whole egg.
Step 5
If cracked, put about 1/4 to 1/2 the container size of vinegar into the container.
Step 6
Wait a while. My friends and I friends wait about a week. remember; the longer you wait the less pleasant it smells.
Step 7
RHUBARB - this is my favorite. this stuff is HORRIBLE! When my friends and I first tested this stuff, we all literaly vomited after smelling it. it can also be done any time of the year; summer, autumn, winter, and spring.
Step 8
Get a plastic bottle. 20 oz, 2 ltr, whatever you want.
Step 9
Get some wild rhubarb (also known as elephant ears.) it grows wild in many places.
Step 10
Fill the plastic bottle full of warm water (i said WARM, not HOT.)
Step 11
Rip up the rhubarb. this is good for letting the juices out and fitting the large leave in the bottle.
Step 12
Stick rhubarb in bottle.
Step 13
take 5...days...weeks...months. remember; the longer, the better it gets. if in cold season, (id say under 50 degrees Fahrenheit for American friends, 10 Celsius for European friends), let sit in warmer structure. you can go ahead and stick it in your basement, just don't open it in your house.
Step 14
Sulfur - never tried this, but seems interesting. apparently, it smokes a lot as well. (hmmmm, what stuff can i pull off with this?)
Step 15
Get wick from fire cracker, a tin can, and some sulfur (can be purchased at a drugstore under the name "flowers of sulfur")
Step 16
Fill the can with sulfur (pack very lightly)
Step 17
Put aluminum foil over the top of the can.
Step 18
Poke a small hole into the foil.
Step 19
Insert the wick.
Step 20
Light and RUN if you want to breathe well ever again!!!
Tips
- I know I've been harking at you about this, but its important; the longer you wait, the better it gets.
- You know how to make those eggs full of confetti that you throw at other to make confetti fly all over the place? what if you made one of those, but instead of confetti, it was the stinking substances i told you about...
Warnings
- DO NOT ingest the wild rhubarb! Especially the leaves, as rhubarb leaves(wild or otherwise) are quite poisonous, and can kill you. Seek immediate medical attention if you or anyone happens to eat the leaves; Furthermore, it is highly recommended not to eat the stalks themselves, as they are quite bad tasting in most peoples' opinions, and will likely make you violently ill.
- DO NOT do something stupid with this (throw at cop, pour in teachers/bosses coffee etc. etc.) and expect me to be responsible.
- DO NOT use as cologne if your trying to impress a lady. ;-)
