Lose a Guy in 10 Days

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If you want to lose a guy in 10 days, like Kate Hudson did with Matthew McConaughey, you can. Of course, they really did end up together after their ten days was up. It was only done for a magazine article anyway, so if you want to do this for real, then follow these steps. Remember, the easiest way to break up with someone is just to tell them "I don't want to be with you anymore." This requires a lot less effort, and is guaranteed to work.

Step 1  

Never say "I love you", "please", or "thank you". Don't discuss your future and constantly talk about other hot guys. Talk about your ex-boyfriend if you had one. That will really piss him off and hit him in the heart.

Step 2  

Try avoiding his phone calls, e-mails, and instant messages.

Step 3  

When you do talk to him, be extremely boring so that he won't want to call.

Step 4  

Say you are busy, act busy like you have a lot of things to do, lots of errands to run, working late or different extra hours, come home extra late, or or running late or whatever.

Step 5  

Try to pick every little detail and fight with him over it, insult him, tell him he is dirty and things he says hurts your feelings, if you got a geeky guy, he is a leach and hard to get rid of, he will take your insults as compliments and think you are turning him on. Geeky guys are the hardest to get rid of, the popular boys and the sporty ones are really easy to get rid of.

Step 6  

Pull excuses about work or a friend or running an extra errand than you forgot to do and that you have extra dishes and chores and more cooking to do, and if he asks to help you or clean for you or run your errands for you, he knows exactly what you are doing and he knows that you are trying to play him off.

Step 7  

Embarrass him in public. Make a burp or a fart joke about him or ask him tons of annoying personal questions.

Step 8  

Have more fun with your friends than you do with him, and make sure he knows it.

Step 9  

Avoid physical affection. If he thinks he's not going to get anywhere sexually with you, he may want to move on.

Tips

  • Instead of avoiding and ignoring him, you could be very clingy, to the point where you're suffocating him. This could also make him dump you.
  • Sleeping with his best friend is a good way to hit the nail on the head, but be public about it. Basically, make sure his friend is a keeper.

Warnings

  • He'll dump you like you wanted and he might seek some sweet revenge.

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