Give a Wedgie

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The wedgie - a fun joke or a mean prank. Whichever it is, it can always make someone crack a smile--not the victim though.

Step 1  

Find your victim. Stay hidden if you want to get in a good one.

Step 2  

If you want to surprise a friend with it, just walk up to them normally and find some way to get behind them. Be very quick!

Step 3  

Grab their underwear! Use any of the following methods:  

  • Simple - The plain wedgie is where you pull up their underwear.
  • Swimsuit - A wedgie with the victim wearing a swimsuit.
  • Wet -Put the victim in a headlock, and make sure you have a hose nearby. Spray the victim's underwear with water and then give them a wedgie.
  • Water Bomb Put the victim in a headlock,and make sure you have a water bomb on your hand. Throw the water bomb to the victim's pants and then give them a wedgie.
  • Reverse Pull their underwear down and expose their delicate tushie (a.k.a. Pantsing).
  • Front Give them a wedgie from the front instead of behind the person.
  • Sidewinder Wedgie their side or sides.

Warnings

  • These things HURT! Well, not if it's a normal wedgie and you are terrible at doing these things to people. If you're doing this to a male, it may injure his testicles.
  • Certain wedgies can prove dangerous.
  • In some places, this can be considered sexual harassment if caught. It is also mean-spirited activity everywhere, unless giving wedgies is legal, which is doubtful. Save it...

Things You'll Need

  • Mandatory:A victim wearing underwear.
  • Optional:Duct Tape.Gag. A simple band, or duct tape.

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