Flatulate With Your Hands

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Anybody can make a flatulence sound with an armpit. It takes just a bit more talent to do it with just your hands. It's also less awkward and doesn't leave you with hands that smell like armpit.

Step 1  

Place one hand in front of you, palm up. Open your thumb but leave your four other fingers together, like you're wearing a mitten or telling people which part of Michigan you are from.

Step 2  

Place the other hand on top, palm down. Your fingers should be in the gap between your thumb and first finger of the first hand.

Step 3  

Press your hands together just a bit. You should feel a little bit of resistance as air is trapped between your palms.

Step 4  

Flex your hands, quickly bringing your palms together, forcing the air bubble out.

Step 5  

You may also find it helpful to fold your fingers over like you are holding your own hand and push the bubble out manually.

Tips

  • This works best with moist hands because moisture creates a seal in the "bowls" of your palms.
  • You may want to run your hands under warm water first or practice this trick in the shower.

Warnings

  • Once you get proficient at hand flatulence, you may find yourself absently doing it at inappropriate times. Trying to explain yourself to others may result in a temporary lapse in hand flatulence ability causing disgusted looks and vacation of the area around you.

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