In our current violent and hostile world where terrorism is immense and justice is a rarity, new methods of hand-to-hand combat are saught. By following this guide you will be able to defend yourself using the finest close-quarters combat method. This combat method is called the turtle headbutt because there are three stages: 1. Defense, considered the "shell" 2. Quick snapping attack, the actual turtle headbutt 3. Back to defense, a return to the "shell" for cover.
Step 1
Target the enemy and wait until he first attacks.
Step 2
Use the laws of inertia against your enemy by grabbing his fist and pulling on his punch.
Step 3
The enemy will now be off balance, charge your attack.
Step 4
Pull your head back quickly, but not too fast as you do not want to strain your neck.
Step 5
Move your head forward quickly while propping up your back to allow more force.
Step 6
When your head is close to the enemy, either do a skull bash, called the turtle brute, or a vicious snapping bite, for obvious reasons, called the snapping turtle.
Step 7
Pull back your head quickly, if you are slow the enemy may be able to get a clean hit.
Step 8
Go back into defense mode, metaphorically, you are now in your "shell"
Tips
- Drink water before a tough opponent
- Do not be afraid to scream before a turtle headbutt as it will startle the opponent and catch him off guard
- If the enemy is extremely difficult, do not be afraid to go into a squat. This is called the shell of the turtle
Warnings
- Do not move your head too quickly or you can strain your neck severely
- Watch out for enemies behind you! You may want to learn the reverse turtlebutt
- Do not attempt to turtlebutt anyone who is wearing a helmet.
Things You'll Need
- This guide
- A glass of water to warm up
- Icyhot if you strain your neck
