How To Be a Fake Item Bot on Club Penguin

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Be a Fake Item Bot on Club Penguin

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Every now and then, when you enter the town, a penguin dressed as a robot will be crowded with penguins. They may be yelling out "CAN I HAVE THE BLACK HOODIE?" or "THE RAINBOW PUFFLE PLZ!!!" or even "I WANT EVERYTHING THERE EVER WAS IN CP!!". The item bot will process their order and say it will be ready tomorrow. These Item Bot's are sadly fake. But ever want to fool some penguins?

Step 1  

Go to your igloo. This way, no one in the town will spot you changing and suspect you being fake.

Step 2  

If a non-member, dress in a solid black. Wear nothing other than the black color.

Step 3  

If member, wear anything that looks like a robot on your penguin. Put on the base color, then add clothing.

Step 4  

Go to the most crowded place in Club Penguin (town or plaza or Rockhopper's Ship).

Step 5  

Find a nice, empty spot. Sit down.

Step 6  

Say things like "BEEP BEEP BEEP" or "Item Bot Loading. Please Wait.".

Step 7  

Then, after a minute or so (you may have a few penguins waiting if your lucky) say "Item Bot Loaded" or "Item Bot Ready" or "State Requests Beep Beep.". Penguins will rush over, yelling out requests.

Step 8  

Pick a request. Pretend it was a Rainbow Puffle. Say "Searching Rainbow Puffle". Say that a few times.

Step 9  

Then, say "Found Rainbow Puffle.". After, say "Sending..." and then "Sent! Check Inventory Tomorrow".

Step 10  

Do this with a lot of penguins. After awhile, more 'Item Bots' will appear and soon, you will have an Item Bot paradise.

Tips

  • Only Talk With All Capital Letters At The Beginning Of Each Word Like This.
  • Every few minutes say "ERROR. ITEM BOT CRASHING". Then, say "ERROR ERROR ERROR". Wait a second, then say "PRESS RESET BUTTON NOW".
  • Ignore everyone who says you are fake. Convince yourself, they are wrong.
  • Make sure buddies aren't on when you do this. They may bust you.

Warnings

  • People may report you for lying.
  • People may get mad if they don't get the items.
  • People may hate you forever.

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